| # | NAME | POSITION | MA | ST | AG | AV | SKILLS | INJ | COMP | TD | INT | CAS | MVP | SPP | COST |
| 1 | Dr. Worm | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Thick Skull, Block, Frenzy, Dauntless, Piling On | | | | | 1 | 1 | 7 | 90,000 |
| 2 | John Lee | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Thick Skull, Block, Frenzy, Dauntless | | | | | | | | 90,000 |
| 3 | John F. | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Thick Skull, Block, Dodge | | | 3 | | 1 | | 8 | 80,000 |
| 4 | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| 5 | John L. | Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Thick Skull, Sure Hands | | 4 | | | | | 4 | 80,000 |
| 6 | Dan | Linedwarf | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Thick Skull, Block, Tackle | | | 1 | | 1 | | 5 | 70,000 |
| 7 | Dan | Linedwarf | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Thick Skull, Block, Tackle | | | | | 2 | | 4 | 70,000 |
| 8 | Dan | Linedwarf | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Thick Skull, Block, Tackle | | | | | 2 | | 4 | 70,000 |
| 9 | Dan | Linedwarf | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Thick Skull, Block, Tackle | | | | | 1 | 1 | 7 | 70,000 |
| 10 | Dan | Linedwarf | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Thick Skull, Block, Tackle | | | | | 1 | | 2 | 70,000 |
| 11 | Dan | Linedwarf | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Thick Skull, Block, Tackle | | | | | | | | 70,000 |
| 12 | Dan | Linedwarf | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Thick Skull, Block, Tackle | | | | | | | | 70,000 |
| 13 | Dan | Linedwarf | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Thick Skull, Block, Tackle | | | | | | | | 70,000 |
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 | Re-Rolls: | 2 | * 40,000 = | 80,000 |
| Fan Factor: | 4 | * 10,000 = | 40,000 |
| Assistant Coaches: | | * 10,000 = | |
| | Team: | We're Certainly Dwarfs | Cheerleaders: | | * 10,000 = | |
| Race: | Dwarfs | Apothecary: | 1 | * 50,000 = | 50,000 |
| Team Rating: | 120 | | | | |
| Treasury: | 50,000 | TOTAL COST OF TEAM:| 1,070,000 | |
| Coach: | Chipacabra |