On second thought, let's not consider our friendly investor. Instead, let's think of our investor's wallet. Full of lovely, lush, leafy green bills, just waiting to be pissed away on some dubious ostrich farm or slug breeding enterprise! Yes, eternal entrepreneurial glory is only a dialclick away with SCAM-Tools, SCAM-Tools Plus and Pro packages.

Instead, let's consider our average punter:

With just a click of the handy dandy SCAM-Tool Client-Server Gullibility Sensing Device, we can determine that our punter's anonymous on-line client has absolutely no money whatsoever. Looks like a write-off... but wait, what's that dashing red index icon? Why, it's the SCAM-Tool Pro's Automatic Credit Rating Sensor, which indicates that aforesaid client is chockful of lucrative credit lines. Avast, ye swabs! Onwards to pillage!

Another satisfied SCAMmer!

Yes, in just three short weeks, the client is bankrupt, and our punter has earned a 947% return on asset fees, margin fees, broker fees, through-put fees, online fees, and derivatives fees. Order now for hideously expensive brochure and gold-plated DVD-video -- [Scan interrupted by Galactipol regulators]509.A562.397 82.549path:readout/error//Netlinkunfound...2463.2933

Whoops, looks like the authorities are on to our little chat. In fact, don't bother calling us (or them), because by the time you've read this, a subvirus in your quantum-net has tunneled into your positronic system and extracted a sliding-scale tax from 0% (for those with lesser incomes) to 50% (for those well-heeled in Galactic tax dodges) on your accumulated credit-units. You'll be happy to know that your funds will save a worthy species somewhere in your local Galaxy!
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