A Whole Ocean of Taglines to Surf!
:: Some see things as they are, and say "Why?" ::
:: Some see things as they could be, and say "Why not?" ::
:: Some see things that aren't there, and say "Huh?" :::::::
Blind people don't bungee jump; it scares the dog too much.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted,then used against you.
A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
"Show me a man that doesn't change his mind and I'll show you a man
that doesn't think" - Matthew Harding
"Never underestimate the power of attorney"-- John Lennon
The fur is genuine, but the orGASM's faked!
"I resent the implication that I'm a one-dimensional, bread-obsessed
electrical appliance."--Talkie Toaster
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so" - Ford Prefect
If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
Golf balls? Is that anything like tennis elbow?
Just toe-jam at the foot of Pikes Peak: Colorado Springs
Crime, sex, bouncing checks ... Gads, I love Congress!
If idiots could fly, then this would be an airport
Polaroids: What polar bears get from sitting on ice.
Was Jimi Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes?
Ben Kenobi at the dinnertable: Use the FORKS, Luke!
Captain Picard! Mr. Spock just swallowed our budget!
Real Trekkers work out at the "He's Dead Gym".
I am Locutus of Borg. Your hair will be assimilated.
Borg spreadsheet: Locutus 1-2-3
Does Geordi hide his keys above his visor?
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
What'll I do for a Klondike bar? "Kill you and take it"
:~) What does that wire do? =8~Q (oh!)
... The trouble with apathy these days is nobody cares.
"HEY DOG! Don't bite that!" ...<*BANG*>... NO TERRIER
I love to cook! I love to eat! I hate to wash DISHES!
Man who fights with wife all day, gets no piece at night.
Fatal Error #1106: Size Of Thought Exceeds Available Mem
Uh, does anyone have another extension cord?
No problem is so complex it can't be run away from.
On what opinions do you base your facts?
And I've got the equation to prove it!
I love my job at McDonalds, I love my job at McDon..
WARNING: Do not fornicate with livestock.
Reading taglines makes you stupid.
Start init. strings with AT&Fn for solid configurations
Set S11=50 for faster dialing.
Warning: Do not reuse tagline. Discard safely after use.
Psycho... Users helping non users to *stay* non users.
Obviously I have way too much time on my hands.
The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only =much= bigger.
Real men use OLRs. I'm not quite sure why, though.
Faithful duplication of the original data may be the meaning of life.
A poet and don't know it, but feet show it, they're Longfellow.
I am Tyrannosaurous Rex of Borg. Barney is irrelevant.
Does steel wool come from metal sheep?
A peek at the answer is worth a thousand guesses.
Well... everybody else was doing it too.
Entropy: if left to themselves, things will go from bad to worse.
Do fish wonder where all the toes go after Labor Day?
+++ consciousness is universal and fractal +++
+++ the universe is fractal and conscious +++
+++ the fractal is conscious and universal +++
My wife said she needed more space, so I locked her outside.
Why did Kamakazee Pilots where Helmets??
Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
I'll take "General Protection Faults" for $200, Alex.
"Did you miss me?" "With every shot so far!"
Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again?"
Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?! HELL man, I've SEEN one!!!
Here's to our wives and sweethearts; may they never meet.
I heard about an agnostic who had a question mark burned in his yard...
Busy as a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest!
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.
Never leave a hammer beside the PC, you may use it!!!
Pi R Square? No! Pie R Round-Cornbread R Square!
Support your local medical examiner: die strangely!
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly
...Help - I've callen and I can't hang up!
..Give me ambiguity or give me something else..
THe devil finds work for idle glands.
Save the kids! Trade them for valuable prizes!
A miser is hard to live with, but makes a great ancestor!
Possum: Small furry animal, born dead on many highways.
Garlic is to salad what insanity is to art. A little goes a long way.
One brain on drugs, with toast and coffee please.
Choose heaven for the climate & hell for the company.
To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.
MONEY TALKS... all mine ever says is Goodbye!
Many things grow in a garden that were never sown there.
It's a fine line between fishing & standing still.
Cement truck hits paddy wagon....hardened criminals.
Modem: Deterrent to receiving wanted and unwanted calls.
The beauty of a pun is in the aaarrrgh of the beholder
When the solution doesn't work, redefine the problem to fit!
A fanatic redoubles his efforts after he has forgotten his aim.
A revolution is an opinion that has found its bayonets.
Remember: King Kong died for your sins.
If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it?
Is raining cats and dogs better than hailing taxies?
Sometimes I wish I could get a mirror with a better view.
Don't take life too seriously, it's not permanent.
Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.
"Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - L. Long
In An Atomic War, All Men Will Be Cremated Equal.
With Gilooly backing me, what can go wrong?
Can you say Superfranticunproductiveuselesslegislation!!?
Make a cat bark? Gasoline, match, kitty go WHOOOOOOF!
Elevators smell different to midgets.
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
Malice is merely stupidity raised to a higher power.
Yeah, right, when...OINK,FLAP,OINK,FLAP well, I'll be darned.
And the Moon says...come child, and dance with Me.
After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is Not our friend!
I'm not talking to myself...I'm talking to Jim Morrison
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with your fist! :-)
And now for something completely different...a man with 3 buttocks.
>>Ö<< >>Ö<< Bugs... What Bugs? >>Ö<< >>Ö<<
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
May you live all the days of your life. -- Swift
Men die and worms eat them - but not for love -- Shakespeare
Canadian: An unarmed American with health care.
Flamers have uncontrollable vowel movements.
Death is 99% fatal to laboratory rats.
Excersize before kinky sex - you should be fit to be tied.
Cats often chase things their person can't see.
Don't bother pushing that key there is no Esc.
Press enter once to quit or twice to save changes.
A cat who isn't finiky soon loses control of her owner!
Illegal aliens are an American problem. Ask any Indian.
But honey, I'm a leader in men's lib, please can I go?
My neighbor has a circular driveway. She can't get out.
Dorothy -- Hate OZ. Hate You. Took the slippers, Toto.
Washington DC: America's work-free drugplace.
Snort if you voted for Marion Barry.
If you like public housing, you'll love public healthcare.
Karaoke is Japanese for "tone Deaf."
I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth.
Warning! Kennedy Compound, Trespassers will be Violated!
Discoveries are made by not following instructions.
If you do nothing, how do you know when you're finished?
Baseball is the only place a man with 4 balls can walk.
To err is human. To moo, bovine.
Happiness is planet Earth in your rearview mirror.
Don't sweat the petty stuff or pet the sweaty stuff.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
"Gee, Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous?"
Of course I'm sane. The voices tell me so.
I voted for Change! And that's all I've got left.
Within the prison yard of culture, lies our tiny cell of personality.
I'm trying to find myself. Has anyone seen me lately?
My kharma ran over my dogma!
Null modems were created when God got no handshake.
Dear master, Me and Fido took the car. Stay home! Stay!
Instead of being born again, why not just grow up?
Instant coffee warmer: put cup on Pentium chip, compute Pi.
A village without music is a dead place full of deadheads.
When agnostics die, do they go to the Great Perhaps?
I've learned from my mistakes, I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
"...snarling equinox, among the rocks, will seize you..."
If it's quiet enough, you can hear the brain cells die.
Polly wanna finger.
Modern fascism makes me yearn for good ole corruption.
Necrohippofibrillation: Cardiac nightmares on the next VET'S CORNER.
The meek shall inherit the Earth - anyone else would refuse.
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.
Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you.
Incontinence Hotline, please hold.
When the gods want to punish us, they give us what we want.
Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop.
I even have boring dreams...I fall asleep in my sleep!
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing!
"Hehehehe... 2400 baud sucks!" -- VBis and Baudhead
Fractals: Add some Chaos to your life and put the world in order.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
We will stretch no farm animal beyond its natural length.
I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar.
Bombs don't kill people, explosions do.
I don't eat snails, I prefer fast food.
A steamroller is the sincerest form of flattery.
Save Canada: When you leave, take someone with you.
>>> _'M ST_P_D <<< "Pat, I'd like to buy an 'O' ...
A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy.
Whales are mammals...Mammals have hair...SHAVE THE WHALES!
Become hot stuff...learn to solder!
I typed 'FORMAT COM1' and it killed a telephone operator!
BELL RATES: Pay an arm & a leg to use an ear & a mouth.
If this were an actual tag line, it would be funny.
Maybe we should all go back to the sea...
For every exception there is a rule.
It's hard to believe it, but some teens are humans.
If computers save time, when do we get it back?
Make headlines. Use a coruroy pillow!
I lost a button hole today.
What scares me is that government workers can reproduce!
Is the last cow on earth the utter udder?
Cry Cheeble! And let loose the hamsters of war!
Second marriage: Triumph of hope over experience.
ERROR: Credit limit reached. Pawn kids? [Y],n
First cross river, -then- insult alligator.
"Take my Worf...please." -- Data
"Such grudges. Give us a kiss, Worf." -- Q
"At last I'm organized," he said, and then died.
Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.
Democracy: Two foxes and a hen voting on dinner.
Utah, where lime green jello is considered soul food.
Robin of Borg: Holy Futility Batman, we're assimilated!
Error in PARADIGM.SYS: Imagine you are stopping.
Let length(walk) > length(pier)
Support the arts - shoot a critic.
Oops! Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.
Excuse me, can you spare an IRQ?
Machinists have bigger shafts.
Genius is perseverence in disguise.
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway...
The worst thing about censorship is **********!
Never cough into a full ashtray!
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is E/I.
When money talks there are few interruptions.
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Bust of Dan Quayle: statue of limitations.
Ren of Borg: "You will be assimilated, you eeediot."
Her legs are without equal - they know no parallel...
A life? Where can I download that from?!?
It's a free country because the whiteman hasn't paid for it yet.
Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle SATAN?
I was sane once. Didn't particularly care for it.
Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
Women & cats do as they please; men & dogs had better get used to it.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Save fair dragons, and slay foul maidens.
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
Honor the past, live the present, create the future.
>>>>>=====>>Indians had LOUSY immigration laws<<=====<<<<<
If your mind goes blank, please turn down the sound!
I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better.
Remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean?
But people still drive on the parkway, and park in the driveway.
Sorrow is inescapable. Happiness lies in ambush. Tragedy is built.
All Scottish food is based on a dare.
Two things I hate: People that can't count.
Zen Master at Wendy's: "Make me one with everything."
Soup, Schtoop! Get it out of my cauldron!
All I want for christmas is a box of smurfs and a mallet.
In God we trust. Bet you atheists really like that, huh?
If you're happy and you know it, clank your chains...
A Nihilist orders a hotdog: "Make me one with nothing."
"To the back of the boat," Tom said sternly.
I want to live with a synonym girl.
Free bagpipe: Put cat under arm. Pull legs 'n chew tail.
Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
When we can't dream, the time for death has arrived.
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.
Ask a sober drink what it thinks about being drunk?
A word to the wise is often enough to start an argument.
Adam to Eve: "I'll wear the plants in this family."
No shirt, no shoes: No Service! I guess pants are optional.
Once you are Real, you can't become unreal again.
Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys.
Humans are just water's devious plan to get uphill.
The road to hell is paved with 2nd editions.
I think, therefore I am overqualified.
Anybody wanna screw? ¦//////>
Don't force it, use a bigger hammer.
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do!
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in? -- Groucho
Why be humble when you can be insane?
My point is around here somewhere...
I am in command! Obey me and be free!
Beam me aboard Scotty!...Will a 2x4 do Captain?
I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left!
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
He who dies with the most toys is dead.
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican Phone Company!
I tried to play my shoehorn...all I got were footnotes!
All stressed up and no one to choke.
If you truly want to understand something, try to change it.
He who laughs last is at 300 baud.
Farfignewton...the cookie of the stars.
Cheerios are the seeds of the donut tree.
If 57 characters ain't enough room, you're a blabbermouth.
OXYMORON: Act natural!
Wedding: A funeral where you get to smell your own flowers.
Mit pulver und Blei, die Gedanken sind frei.
Bei Nacht alle Katzen sind grau.
Experience comes from bad judgment--Mark Twain.
Quota--noun, a New Yorker's way of saying 25 cents.
(Bits of ice striking hull) "Captain, we're being hailed."
I've never met a 20-25 year old blond Swedish girl I didn't like.
Psychic midget escapes prison...Small medium at large!
This message is made from 100% recycled electrons.
Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again--L. Long.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Illiterate? Write for a free brochure...
Alex, I'll take "things only I know" for $1000.
You used to be indecisive. Now you're not sure.
Why buy cologne when you can wipe yourself with a magazine?
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.
Only the young die good.
Just as easy as 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169
People who exercize, die healthy.
"God is dead"--Nietzche "Nietzche is dead"--God
Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch.
Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free.
Mary had a little ram...about a meg or so.
I'm Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy borg entity.
Please write your complaint legibly in that box -->.
She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.
Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?
Buddhist asks for hotdog: "Make me One with Everything."
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
I always prefer masochism to sliced bread.
All I ask is the chance to prove money doesn't buy happiness.
Diplomacy: Saying nice dog while reaching for a chainsaw.
To err is human; to forgive is NOT company policy.
Behead a Lawyer for Allah!
NEW!! IMPROVED!!! E=MC^3
Never Moon a werewolf.
This mime was so bad he used real glass.
Tech support: help is just a busy signal away.
The solution to the problem changes the problem.
He's so conservative his plane doesn't have a left wing.
When governments fall, people like me are lined up and shot.
Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore!
STILL HERE? The message is over... Go On. Go Home!
Necrophilia means never having to say...well, anything.
I'd love to, but I have to floss my cat.
Quick! Pick a letter from 1 to 1000.
I'm, too sexy for my modem, too sexy for@#$%^*&?- NO CARRIER
The spoo is very fresh today.
Alfalfabet - Backward letters used on kid's clubhouse doors.
Hard work never killed anyone...but why take a chance?
I like women the way I like my code: elegant, fast, tight & easy!
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"
Yep, you bet! What was that you said?
Bad command. Bad, bad command. Stay! Staaay...
Organized religion writes the best taglines.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.
Voltaire says: Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
... We all live in a yellow subroutine ...
Tag tag bo-bag, bananafana fo-fag, me my mo-mag, TAG!
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous..
So sorry about your recto-cranial inversion.
I'm Buffy of Borg, you'll be like totally assimilated.
When push comes to shove, the greatest force is love.
Vegetarians eat vegetables...Beware of humanitarians!
Abandon all hope, ye who enters messages here.
... Think Radically, Act Logically ...
Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
What fools these morals be!
`:-| "Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock
A wok is what you cook a wabbit with.
Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.
Is OS/2 only half an operating system?
But I thought YOU did the backups...
C code. C code run. Run code, run.
Seattle Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31
The UART's won't take this speed, Captain!
That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
The future's so bright, I gotta wear lead overalls!
Happiness is a Window that won't go away #·)
ASCII and ye shall receive.
The dog ate my .REP packet.
Choosy modemers choose GIF.
How do you know it's summer in Seattle? The rain's warmer.
We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
My computer NEVER loc
When all else fails, read the docs.
Can I call you Ms. Dos?
*I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it!
Please wait... Sysop has exited to DOS...
What we have here is a failure to communicate...
Captain please, not in front of the Klingons.
Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army!
SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue...
My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List!
Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
I've had BETA days ... and nights!!!
Luxuriantly hand-crafted of only the finest ASCII.
No, I'm NOT an Extended Character.
"How to Budget Your Money" by I.R.S.
Golden Rule: she who has the gold makes the rules.
Whether you know it or not, The universe is laughing behind your back.
I like to leave messages *before* the beep.
I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer.
"Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used Curses?
DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.0
MACINTOSH -- Most Applications Crash, If Not The Operating System Hangs.
IBM -- Inferior But Marketable.
No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard all day.
I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket!
Never judge a man by his taglines.
But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management!
I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps.
Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six!
Watch it - You're trying my infinite patience.
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?
Beware! I'm armed and have premenstrual tension.
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
I'm not schizophrenic, I'm "multi-faceted"
:) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\
I know a good tag line when I steal one.
OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric.
Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job..
Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo.
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline.
"Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator.
AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx!!
Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Excuse me, can you spare a tagline?
And God said: E = «mvý - Zeý/r, and there was light!
"I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates
A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind.
This tagline is SHAREWARE! To Register, send me $10
Drop your carrier...we have you surrounded!
You should presently be able to deal from a full deck.
Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick!
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?
True protected mode: unplug keyboard and mouse!
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
This isn't coffee... this is Juan Valdez' mule's dung!
If at first you don't succeed - so much for skydiving.
You've made a woman MEOW?
Commit the oldest sins in the newest kind of ways.
It's 3:00am, do you know where your data is?
Pornography is in the groin of the beholder.
Never put off for tomorrow what you can get away with today.
Hi, I'm from the government. I'm here to help you.
The 4 food groups: fast, frozen, instant and microwaved.
Global warming...making international friends.
I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island.
As sight is in the body, so is reason in the soul.
Dragons aren't extinct, they've just learned to hide in books.
Cognito, ergo perturbitas (I think, therefore I am confused)
"Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Don't do that, then!"
Open your heart today; don't wait for a surgeon to do it 4u.
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
God invented chocolate, the devil added the calories.
Welcome to Hell!! Here's your copy of Windows!
Iraqi Bingo: B-52...F-16...A-10...F-18...F-117...B-2...
Wooden ships were made for Iron Men
The Everready Bunny got arrested, charged with Battery.
War on Drugs? Great! Let's bomb R.J. Reynolds.
For a reply, send a self-abused stomped Antelope to:
dough + crumpled = bun wad
Old coffee = Jurrasic Perk
Lessons to learn more. Morons to learn less.
Ever wonder why churches have lightning rods?
Q:Is this chair saved? A:No, but we're praying for it.
... Floggings will continue until morale improves!
All I want is a hot woman, cold beer and unlimited power.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run!
Death hates that.
A good angle to approach any problem is the try-angle.
You go to heaven... GOD sneezes... What do you say?
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
Move your vowels every day or you'll get consonanted.
HELP WANTED: Telepath. You know where to apply.
The art of being imperfect is a joy to others.
Where are those flashbacks they promised me?
A field upgrade, HAL. We're going to make you IBM.
The gene pool has no lifeguard.
I run windows, can I park in a handicapped spot?
Dieters are people who are thick and tired of it.
The refrigerator light DOES go off. Now let me out!!
Jesus is coming! Everyone look busy.
Don't spy, don't lie, don't try.
Imply, detain, explain, start again.
I have no problems with God. It's his fan clubs I hate.
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you!
By God, for a moment there it all made sense.
"I'll be Bach!" - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenneger
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Just give me the coffee and no one will get hurt...
Men: Because cucumbers can't lift boxes.
Fanatic: Can't change his mind; won't change the subject.
Ura Redneck if yo dog doubles as yo dishwasher.
If all the world's a stage, I'm waiting for the love scene.
Women: You can't live with them, pass the beer nuts--Norm
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of the song?
The mind is like a parachute; it only works when it's open.
Excited, Spock opens a box full of pointy ear tips.
Love conquers all, unless you have a teenager!
Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
So anyone read any good books lately?
"...your brain on drugs. Any questions?"
"Yes. Do you prefer your eggs _raw_?"
Please God! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
Silence is the only virtue I have left!
Makes me want to write poetry - or bake a ham, I forget.
Why can't people live up to my standards?
Going to college can really interfere with your education.
He's got a magnet! Everybody stand back!
Never ever moon a porcupine!
The best things in life aren't things.
TOAD - what happens to an illegally parked frog.
On the other hand...you have five more fingers.
God's OK, as long as you don't piss Her off.
Ma makes me ware pants with patches on deceit.
"Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..."
Threads? Where? All I see is text!
Tried drowning my sorrows, little suckers learned to swim.
A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.
If you're trying to drive me crazy, you're too late!
Virus found in HUMAN.LIF, Terminate? (Y/n)
Avoid that run down feeling, stay on the sidewalk.
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Support bacteria--it's the only culture some people have!
Start a download. Get a beer. Multitasking.
I'm feeling argumentative. Please contradict me!
Love is grand...Divorce is twenty grand...
!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
...What do you expect from people who eat corpses???
"God has no place in the public schools, just as facts
have no place in organized religion."--the Simpsons
"A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Equals nine squared plus zero, no more."
Gephardt and Howdy-Doody. Identical twins?
Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines!
... Autotransfusion - to take parts from another car.
This LAN is your LAN This LAN is my LAN
If it works, rip it apart and find out why.
Hello, I am part number ||#||||#||#||#||
"What is the use of running when you're on the wrong road?" - Proverb
I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm not going.
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.
AH, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument*!
"I am too dead! Leave me alone!" - Elvis, somewhere in Michigan
Screw the Prime Directive. Send the Borg Windows.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
It's always darkest before you step on the cat.
Never purge files after three sleepless nights.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I let my mind wander once, it never came back.
"Adam Had'em (microbes)" - Anonymous, claimed as shortest poem
Why is "fathering a child" different from "mothering a child"?
Junk--stuff we throw away. Stuff--junk we keep.
Watch where you go...remember where you've been...
Commit a death-defying act--eat a balanced diet.
False economic assumptions are the root of all environmental problems
Bacteria: The rear entrance to a cafeteria.
D.A.M. ...... Mothers Against Dyslexia.
:( :) :( :) :( :) :( :)... Facial exercises.
If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!
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"Television has a lot to answer for!" RoboCop
Always tell the truth: that way, you don't need a perfect memory!
Meat is murder! Dairy is merely sexual harassment!
Deja Moo: the feeling we've heard all this bull before!
The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers.
A conspiracy of silence speaks louder than words.
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades!
Talk is cheap, because supply exceeds demand.
Don't vote--it only encourages them!
Mental floss prevents moral decay.
Small brown and green thing for sale - could be Vermont.
Police toilets stolen! Officers have nothing to go on!
Mistress: In between a Mister and a Mattress.
Why are you wasting your time reading taglines?
If an armadillo farts on a deserted stretch of a Texas highway,
will you care as you run over it?
Erich's Sight and Sound Service wishes to thank Fidonet,
the posters on Local Classifieds, Alt Medicine and any other
source I might have stolen taglines from.
None of these taglines is copywritable. I declare them to be
in the public domain.
Erich's Sight and Sound Service makes no claims as to the
worthiness or applicabilities of these taglines.
If you feel you are being screwed, turn yourself
counterclockwise to unscrew your self.
You are here -->.<-- ereh era uoY
Be here now!