:: Frequently Answered Queries ::

Everything you didn't want to know and really wish you'd never thought to ask.
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:: Htrag
:: Ica
:: Thryn

Q. Are you people real, or are you made up by some 40-year-old geek living in his parents' basement somewhere?

A. Htrag: Believe you me, we're very real. Thryn's fist seems especially real.
Thryn: *thwack!* Shaddap! Did I say you could talk?
Ica: Now, children...

Q. What's with the weird names?

A. Htrag: Well, we've got to have clever pseudonyms.
Ica: The better to perpetrate our myterious purposes.
Thryn: And the better for mayhem! Mayhem!!

Q. What's a line from your favorite song?

A. Ica: (pending)
Htrag: "I'm, too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's goin' to leave me..."
Thryn: "Y'all gonna make me lose my mind, up in heah, up in heah!"

Q. Is it always like this in the House of Ill Repute?

A. All: Yes.